charlesoberonn:

Reblog if you’re bisexual, biromantic, bigender or two people pretending to be one person in a big coat

tagged → #about me

glossylalia:

IDK but this whole thing has me fucking tickled. It’s like “Ernest Flies First Class” and I am CRYING. I would do the exact same thing, and WHO has that many credit card miles, my god. 

baby-fish-mouth:

cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

1000% true

thecatspajama:

thisbridgecalledmyback:

comfy-couture:

sonofbaldwin:

jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.

(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)

Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.

Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.

He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.

Watch.

Transcription available here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/09/30/reza_aslan_mahers_facile_generalizations_of_islam_the_definition_of_bigotry.html

Islamophobes gtfo

tagged → #the talkies
jumpingjacktrash:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

i often think this sort of thing about fairytales
i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors
like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*

jumpingjacktrash:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

i often think this sort of thing about fairytales

i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors

like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*

"Scarlett is a little bit busy being very pregnant right now, but there’s always possibility. People say that movies can’t open well when they’re led by women: Lucy made $20 million more than Hercules this weekend in their openings. So if you keep making that happen, you will get Captain Marvel, you will get Black Widow, and more."
— Victoria Alonso, Marvel Studios Executive Vice President (via fuckyeahblackwidow)
tagged → #cute cute cute

ccchristyfung:

Sailor moon collection II

Pixiv id : sizh 

tagged → #sailor moon #fanart #artwork

highfivepotassium:

me with everything

tagged → #new girl

mandyfuckinmilkovich: